I just finished watching Gamer. Starred Gerard “300″ Butler and Michael C. “Dexter” Hall. Lots of explosions, a dance sequence, and lots of grunting and punching and what not. Plus a big fat guy who touched himself quite a bit. From that description, I know the movie sounds amazing. Unfortunately, none of it was done very well. There was some fun fights, but not enough to ignore the completely asinine plot.
So, we’re now oh for three.
But, I have decided that a binary opinion of movie is kind of lazy. Instead, all movies should be compared to all other movies. So, going from best to worst, I have:
Up Next… Ballistics: Ecks vs. Sever … what could possibly go wrong?